Roskilde Festival 2013 (welcome to The Sesh Life)

Some mornings I wake up not knowing where the fuck I am or how the hell I ended up sleeping there, I'm sure you've had you're mornings of dry throats, dehydration, and similar confusion.  Well in a recent situation as described I awoke in a tent with the faint sound of house music playing in the distance and my best friend asleep in a sleeping bag next to me.  This is Roskilde.
Only the second morning and my recently acquired Danish friends are talking to me in broken english about the chick dressed in a panda onesie I fucked the night before. I recall going back to her tent and getting straight to business as, what I assumed were her camp mates, yell things at our tent.  I have no idea what they're saying because it's in Danish, so i'm goin' for it.  It's trippy to me as I realize my situation, hooking up with a panda in a tent at a Danish music festival where, to my knowledge at the time, I may be the only American. This is the first casual sex I've engaged in where I don't plan on ever seeing this panda again let alone remembering its name.

It was a crazy fucking way to start off the week let alone my first trip out of the United States. Very warm welcoming to Denmark if you catch my drift.  Anyways this is the Sesh Life, welcome.  this is for all the ordinary mother fuckers out there who have some dumb ideas and some fucking brilliant ideas.  For all the stoners, all the underage drinkers, skateboarders, kids and young adults.  Get out there and get yourself into these situations because that's what you need in life.  Remember life is always a Sesh, be it a skate sesh, smoke sesh, chill sesh, bro sesh, girlfriend sesh, or panda sesh.  Allow me to formally welcome you to The Sesh Life.